Joanna Garcia Swisher
Sexy

Like the blazing sunshine of her home state of Florida, the sublimely sexy JoAnna Garcia Swisher is like a beaming ray of light brightening up every project she touches. Half Spanish, half Cuban, and with an all-natural all-American appeal, she was discovered by Nickelodeon execs when she was still a homecoming queen in high school. The kiddie network cast her in the show Are You Afraid of the Dark? before she popped up in guest spots on series like Party of Five and Freaks and Geeks. There was nothing freaky nor geeky about JoAnna’s role as Cheyenne on the long-running series Reba—she became a household name and boner fide TV star. And we can’t forget to mention extra-juicy Jo on the series Privileged. Unfortunately, we weren’t privileged enough to see her naked, but we were privileged to see JoAnna as a mamnificent mermaid on the ABC fantasy Once Upon a Time. Our only regret is that we couldn’t glimpse Ariel’s areolas. There were no areola shots from JoAnna in Kevin (Probably) Saves the World, but she did show some grade-A cleavage in a nightgown. You may have noticed a pattern here: JoAnna wearing revealing outfits but not getting out of said outfits. At present, the pattern has not been broken. Her most recent sexy-but-no-nudity appearance occurred in the web series Sweet Magnolias, on which JoAnna stars. In one scene, she gets intimate with her man and shows some shadowy shapelies–concealed by a bra, of course. Mr. Skin will consider it a half-court swish if Ms. Swisher gets naked.